Surely Nothing but Satan Himself Could Explain This European Heat Wave Named LuciferA devastating heat wave surging through southern Europe has earned the unofficial moniker of Lucifer, according to several news reports this weekend. Things over there do seem pretty bad, real bad, bad enough there that the only logical conclusion is Satan danced down there himself, possibly with a fiddle, and played a song which cursed the very winds themselves with the tunes of brimstone and ruin after somebody lost a bet. At least two people died over the course of the heat wave, which caused temperatures to spike as high as 4. Celsius 1. 11 Fahrenheit in southern Spain and 4. Transport Giant Gold Edition Pl Site. Celsius 1. 04 Fahrenheit in the French Riviera, per the New York Times. Temperatures were forecast as high as slightly over 4. Celsius 1. 08 Fahrenheit in mainland Greece. According to Agence France Presse, local conditions in Italys Campania region caused temperatures to feel much higher, around 5. Celsius 1. 31 Farenheit. Surging electrical demand in Poland caused the government to warn of possible infrastructure failures and disperse staff early. Casio Pathfinder Spf 40 Manual' title='Casio Pathfinder Spf 40 Manual' />Train tracks in southern Serbia warped, the Romanian government urged Bucharest residents to stay indoors and an Italian drought which has already cost over 1 billion dragged on. Per Reuters, the Italian grape harvest started weeks early, with Slow Food movement leader Carlo Petrini telling La Stampa he had never heard of it ever starting before August 1. Reuters also reported 3. Serbia, Bosnia, Macedonia and Croatia. While the Times reported two deaths, AFP reported as many as five, with hospital admissions in Italy running 1. At least two people died over the course of the heat wave, which caused temperatures to spike as high as 44 Celsius 111 Fahrenheit in southern Spain and 40 Celsius. The only problem is that Bill Burr didnt really know much about how passwords worked back in 2003, when he wrote the manual. He certainly wasnt a security expert. Its almost enough to make one wonder if this heat wave could be correlated with all those other heat waves across the world, or the inexplicable trend of the planet breaking global heat records on a regular basis. Maybe theres some kind of thing that we, humans, are pumping into the atmosphere that causes it to retain more heat, perhaps making said events more likely. Hmm. But since no such theory, perhaps of so called global climate change, has been devised or vetted by the vast majority of climate scientists, were just going to have to hand it to the devil on this one and guess the thing we are pumping into the atmosphere is sin. Curse you, LuciferNew York Times.